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Kiss a frog? YUK!
Fabina was not a very proper princess.
She preferred her jeans to wearing a dress.
She never curtsied, at Jewels she’d scoff.
She scared away princes with a royal,“bog off!”
The King and Queen didn’t mind at all,
though she liked the telly more than a ball.
But one day they said, “You really should marry.”
“What about Dug, or that nice prince Barry.”
Kiss a frog? YUK! Is a picture book story about a princess called Fabina. She is revolted at the idea of kissing a frog for the purpose of finding her prince.
A common issue with princesses I imagine.
Despite these rather convincing mock up images, Kiss a frog? YUK! doesn't exist as a picture book.
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Off she set to find something to kiss,
perhaps something furry that no one would miss.
In the palace yard, lay a mule on his belly.
She gave him a kiss even though he was smelly.
‘Piff’ went the mule and there stood a prince.
The sight of his teeth and ears made her wince.
“EEEE-OORRR, EEEE-OORRR,” said the prince with a grin.
“Marry you?” said Fabina. “No way, what a din!”
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